Let the d-bag in your life know what a total a-hole they are by awarding them this world champion dick trophy. This girthy triumphant bastard comes with a patriotic red, white, and blue ribbon around it and sits on a stand decorated with a “world champion” plaque.
Dress up like fast food royalty with the Burger King mask. This one-size-fits-all vinyl mask covers the front and sides of your head with the King’s familiar over-sized face and majestic golden crown. You’ll be treated like a God anytim...
If he wants to rock some hella fly style, he needs these sport polarized golf sunglasses. The polycarbonate frame is super lightweight, so it won't distract him, and the polarized lenses will give him protection from UVA, UVB, and UVC ...
Most roses are red, these ones are too, but instead of flowers it's beef, that's starting to bloom. This clever bouquet has meat roses attached to jerky stick stems that are "planted" in a pint glass you can fill with be...
I wonder if Joe Pera and Joe Bennett created A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape in a moment of actual hangin' in the bathroom to avoid social interactions, work drama...
These inflatable octopus tentacles create a striking home display, with tentacles up to 6 feet long and built-in LED lights for glowing effects. Easy to set up with included ropes and air blower, they transform your space into a spooky spec...
Pour one out for flat beer and give dad a dispenser that will provide a draft-perfect pour every time. This dispenser fits a growler's worth of brew and doesn't require a CO2 or Nitro canister to fill a glass and top it with a cre...
What Spidey fan or comic book geek wouldn’t love getting their hands on this Iron Spider electronic helmet? This wearable collectible that fits most adult heads comes with light-up eyes that can either glow blue or red to mimic when Spide...
The Auto-Guard Razor Blade Scraper, according to maker Kripto Tools, can assist with at least 66 tedious household tasks. Which is at least 60 more than I can. Designed with an ergonomic handle and retractable blade guard...
A pool party is totally toast if there's no avocado floating on the water. This adorable floatie has a removable pit so a lounger can sink in a little and toss the pit for a fun game. At almost 5.5' long, bring a friend to join i...
