Always Wash Your Balls Shirt

This shirt is more than just a fashion statement; it's a call to action. A call to keep your balls clean and your style on point. It's the perfect gift for the guy who's always got his priorities straight. And if he's not, well, maybe this shirt will help him get there.

So, why not give him the gift of cleanliness? This emerald green shirt is the perfect way to start the conversation about personal hygiene. And who knows, maybe it'll inspire him to take a shower too. It's a win-win, really.

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