Satisfy your darkest culinary desires by reading about Miss Chicken in the Fifty Shades of Chicken cookbook. Her exploits with a wealthy, sexy and very hungry chef lead her into risque predicaments that’ll leave you feeling all hot, hungry, and bothered.
It’s just a flesh wound! The black knight is the bravest knight in all the land, willing to fight til he is nothing more than a stump. This fourteen inch tall fully dismemberable black knight plush toy is a must have item for fans of the ...
Life can be a lot to take sometimes and the Fuck This Shitshow gratitude journal is here to help. Inside its pages, you’ll get to do things like rate your mood in pineapples, read dozens of inspirational quotes, and even write down your t...
Lighten your load without forgoing the essentials by packing this dehydrated water in a can. It features a 100% organic and BPA-free formula guaranteed to quench your thirst – just add water and enjoy. Once you’re done you can even use ...
Get in touch with your inner crustacean when you slip on a pair of giant lobster claws. Who needs things like fingers and opposable thumbs when you can trade that all in for a pair of gnarly 14 1/2″ silicone pincers great for clawing stuf...
A helmet can only do so much for you. Ensure you’re truly protected by outfitting your ride with The Bicycle Seatbelt. It will quickly mount onto any bike seat, can support up to 400 pounds, and is speed tested up to 48 miles per hour.
Turn the most mundane writing assignment into a racy grammatical escapade with these Offencils Profanity pencils. Each #2 pencil in the set comes etched with some eye-grabbing curse words that will entertain and delight.
Ensure your feline friend remains looking as youthful as ever by improving their facial lines with this cat face massager. Three groups of strategically placed rollers massage the face in three phases while relaxing muscles and tightening t...
Learn how to seem like a better person without actually having to improve yourself by learning how to fake it using this helpful book. Inside the informative pages of “Faking It”, you’ll learn everything necessary to appear like a win...
Get your fill of all things strange, peculiar, and interesting by going through the 704 pages of The Book of Useless Information. This treasure trove of information comes with 250 articles, stats, facts, trivia, and lists on some of the mos...