The RADTriage Radiation Detector is a U.S. Military-grade personal dosimeter, which I need because the homeless guy outside my office is always warning me about how the government is secretly allowing high levels of radiation...
Unfortunately the answer to the question we all came here for - If I die home alone, will my cat eat my eyeballs? - is not included in the blurb for Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs?: And Other Questions About Dead Bodies...
Normally I hate all forms of cleaning except cleaning up at the poker table and in my office's NCAA pool. But pressure washing my mama's back patio is probably the least offensive other type of cleaning to me because...
Teach your children the horrifying lessons of financial responsibility with the creepy coin eating bank. This traumatizing device features an anthropomorphic abomination that devours coins while the lifeless doll-like eyes stare directly in...
Whether you’re a boozehound or history buff, you’ll love reading A Drinkable Feast. In this fascinating read, cocktail historian Philip Greene takes you on a tour of 1920s Paris and the Lost Generation through the cocktails they imbibed.
When a virus destroys the human race, you’ll need a survival kit you can trust. The shit out of luck tool has it all — a knife for skinning squirrels, an LED flashlight for distracting pod people, and a fire starter to ward off rabid wo...
KneeBlades are rolling knee pads for home repairs and maintenance. DIY upgrades and rehabs. The domestic sports many of us play every day. Or at least a couple times a month when our mamas call us with a new busted something...
The Garbage Pail Kids Cookbook is on its way to win the hearts and destroy the kitchens of all the Messy Jesses and Messy Tessies out there. I believe the 35+ recipes it contains are even edible!...
Transform your vehicle into a smart car by equipping it with this Garmin GPS Speak with Amazon Alexa. Apart from guiding you around town, this handy device allows you to do everything from playing games and music to checking weather and tra...
This headlamp would be better if its LED light rotated 360-degrees and was brainwave-controlled. But I guess 60-degree vertical movement and manual manipulation are OK too, especially if you need a headlamp for more than...
